Under 21? How does guaranteed financing at 0% sound? in Calgary, Alberta

So here is the run down guys
Basically my older cousin works at a dealership, and he told me they could get me financing on a vehicle even though I don't have credit. Brandon explained theres no extra cost, no special financing rates, I just needed a check that proved I worked for 3 months and $500 down. Oh and posted this ad for him. Just call and ask for Brandon or Marco and they will explain it
Anyway I got a SICK new Juke a few days ago, and I love it. If one more person tells me its a chick car Ill karate you in the mouth!