2009 Porsche Cayenne S in Calgary, AB

Seller note:

As you start reading this ad, there is one simple question that you need to ask yourself: What do I want out of my car?
If you are the sort person that is content to putter around from point A to point B in some non-descript piece of s$!t (oops, sorry, ?family car?), then stop reading right here and go back to your 4-cylinder, 4-door sedan and enjoy? we?re both wasting our time here.
Let?s face it? the majority of vehicles out there do little to incite the senses, light your wick, make you go ?schaawiiiing!? You see them everywhere. A mini-van here, a Honda Accord there. Their drivers blissfully unaware in some sort of hypnotic trance following the hordes in political correctness and societal conformity. It?s enough to make you want to swallow that bottle of sleeping pills on your bedside table? but where would that get you?
There is an alternative! You need to make your statement to the world that ?I WILL NOT BE A ZOMBIE? I WILL NOT CONFORM!? How do you do that? I have for sale one of the baddest SUV?s ever built, and you need to buck up and buy it.
Just think of what you neighbors will think when they hear that sweet rumble of a 385HP 4.8L V-8 idling in the driveway, and even more-so, that distinctive Porsche growl when you step on the throttle pulling away from the house.
More importantly, imagine that great big grin that envelopes your face as you get sucked back into your seat with you pushing on that whoopee pedal. This previously obsessed-over Cayenne S overwhelms the senses in every way, and puts the excitment and joy back into driving? even if you are just moving the kids around.
Now, I know that some of you already know what I?m talking about here? specifically, the pure joy it is to drive a Porsche. But I also know many of you have never had the experience. The fact that you are still reading this tells me that you are intrigued, but?
Trust me, you want this Porsche? you need this Porsche!
So what do you do? You give me a call or send me an email to make an appointment to come see it, and more importantly, come drive it. But a word of caution here? only do it if you are ready and able to part with $56,990 plus GST (note, see update below on pricing)? otherwise you are wasting both of our time. Because, I promise you, once you see it? once you drive it, you are going to want it. And far be it from me to deprive you of the honor and joy of owning it. Don?t want to pay that much, but still want the car? Well, you are going to have to convince me of the merits of taking less than that. The worst that can happen is that I laugh at you and send you on your way. But in most cases, I?ll consider your argument and probably propose some sort of compromise.
But take note, this is not just your typical Cayenne S (I know? a bit of irony there). The first thing you are going to notice are the bad-a$$ 22? Champion RG24 Monolite wheels that scream ?I can and want to go fast?. These things are an $8k touch alone over standard wheels, and believe me, they are extremely sexy! Then there options like the dark walnut-clad steering wheel and shift lever that provide and added touch of class to the black leather interior, the heated memory seats to keep you in your favorite driving position and keep your butt warm on those cold Alberta winter days, iPod/iPhone integration to play your favorite tunes over the Bose Surround audio system, Bluetooth communications to keep you from getting a $150 ticket for distract driving (refer to paragraph 3 above), and touch-screen navigation to allow you to save-face and not have to ask for directions from anyone! Look, this is just a few of the options on the car? and I don?t have enough space here to list them all. So go to http://www.smvbrokers.com/2009PorscheCayenne.html for more details.
Never conform? be your own driver? make this your car!
Update 03/01/12: Price reduced by $1K ... price with the 22" wheels is $55,990... Price with the winter 18" wheels is $51,990... Price with both sets is $56,990.

Features

• Bluetooth
• Memory seat